Male Peacocking

I should start off by telling you how I came up with this theory. Well… I love nature and creation so I ponder on it… not only watch these things… I ponder and analyze these things. In doing so I found some patterns and one being male Peacocking. Let’s begin with the peacock itself.

It is so beautifully arrayed in color. But did you know that it is the male that possesses these gem tones. The female has a much less almost sad appearance in comparison. The Red Cardinal has such brilliant shade of red… Must be the lady right! Wrong… She is tan but same build. The Golden Finch with it’s hue that’s bright striking yellow and flirting mating flight… Yep that’s the women? Nop… She is very dull yellow almost tan. Moving on to the land rovers. Take the Lion! Look at that mane sitting like a crown… A lady right? No of course not… For I said a crown not a tiara! And the list goes on. Now to the humans. The Man! What a species! Thick eye brows, long lush lashes, full pouty lips… All things natural God given! Lean… Low body fat… Able to muscle up fast if want to! Hair on the arms and the legs that makes a girl go crazy… All God given… Yes I know this metrosexual thing is out here where men are shaving everywhere but that’s not natural! Be a man… Be rugged. Let me be smooth!

Men also peacock by the way they dress. They get decked out. Trust me… This isn’t for them, this is for the ladies. I love a well dressed guy. Especially if he doesn’t miss a beat. I mean from head to toe. I look at a guys shoes first. It tells me about a guy. If he doesn’t take care of his feet he won’t take care of me. Because when your feet hurt… Your whole day is bad.


Men also peacock by the car they drive. Not necessarily how expensive but sometimes that is the case… But men wash their cars regularly and treat them right. They spend hours polishing those babies. They have a special bond with their car.

All of this Peacocking is done to attract the opposite sex. It doesn’t matter if it is a bird, lion, tiger, bear or MAN… God designed the males to naturally peacock. Women have adapted and learned to peacock back. Let me know if you want that blogged!